science side of tumblr why am i emo
your black skinny genes
do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
Step aside, Iceland.
Wales win this round.
And then there’s New Zealand.
And that’s not even the full name.
I love when New Zealand hijacks shit
*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
Holy fucking god, how is it possible that a human being can be this perfect.
Bring Me The Horizon- And The Snakes Start To Sing
me for halloween this year
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
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